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Forget dirty talk in the bedroom. The only words that stir us into a frenzy nowadays are ‘discounts’ and ‘high quality mattresses’.
This is music to our ears considering nine hours a day spent hunched at our desks means the only curves our body has is the curve of our spine.
Plus, the Black Friday sale means it’s got some seriously impressive discounts. And no, we don’t mean a measly 5 or 10% off. We’re talking up to 70% off and savings of over £100. What a mother bleeping time to be alive.
If you’re looking at the reviews, the brand’s bestselling Signature Crystal 3000 Pocket Sprung Orthopaedic Natural Mattress appears to be the GOAT of mattresses.
Signature Crystal 3000 Pocket Sprung Orthopaedic Natural Mattressshop £259.99 (save £115)
Firstly, it’s got a firm feel. And believe us, nothing good ever comes from softness in the bedroom. A firm mattress alleviates any pressure on your muscles and also gives your lower back that much-needed support while you sleep.
Customers have been praising the mattresses in the reviews section.
‘The best mattress I’ve ever had,’ one wrote while another added: ‘So comfortable, it’s like you sleep on clouds.’
Simpson Light Grey Fabric Ottoman Electric TV Bedshop £899.99 (save £435)
Atlantis White Triple Sleepershop £699.97 (save £280)
Another added: ‘Excellent. Truly comfortable,feels like sleeping on air.’
The cotton fabric means it’s cooling on the skin, which is ideal for those hot, sweaty nights. Be that from the weather, a booty call or an intense binge scroll through thirst TikToks of Jacob Elordi. IYNYK.
It also has a hand-tufted top, PLUS it’s stuffed with wool and cashmere for a quality feel. Ohh yeah, this bitch is bougie.
The mattress is now £115 cheaper and currently on sale for £259.99. Ok, we know that is still a little spenny but can you really put a price on a good night’s sleep and much-needed support for your back? No you cannot. We’re adulting now, guys.
This bed frame comes in four different colours, including a modern mustard shade that will look amazing in our bedroom. Plus, the mattress lifts up to reveal a huge amount of storage. Perfect for concealing clutter or all the Black Friday deals you snapped up and lied to your boyfriend about.
These flash deals are only available whilst stocks last so make like a Swiftie when she announced her Eras tour and grab your laptop PRONTO.
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